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doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

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drpr0bablyn0t:

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

SO true, Sharon! ;)

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

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hotdog-bun:

Late night texts are when everything pours out.

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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